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Liverpool Fan walking along Southport beach one day found a bottle.He rubbed it and,sure enough,out popped a Genie.
I will grant you three wishes,said the Genie.But there is a catch.
What catch?The Liverpool Fan asked.
The Genie replied,Every time you make a wish,every Man Utd fan in the world will receive double the wish you were granted.
Well I can live with that !No problem! replied the Liverpool Fan.
What is your first wish? asked the Genie.
Well,I've always wanted a Ferrari!
WHOOSH, A Ferrari appeared in front of the Liverpool Fan.
Now every Man Utd Fan in the world has two Ferraris, said the Genie.Next wish ?
I'd love a Million Pounds,replied the Liverpol Fan.
WHOOSH,One Million Pounds appeared at the feet of the Liverpool Fan.
Now every Man Utd Fan in the world has Two Million Pounds,said the Genie.
Well,that's OK as long as I've got my Million replied the Liverpool Fan.
What is your third and final wish ?
The Liverpool Fan thought long and hard,and finally said.....
Well,you know,I've always wanted to donate a kidney.....

Heard it already but still funny

Can i replace the the man u fans with newcastle or southampton fans?? or both

Heard it in the simpsons episode with ricky gervase (spl?) apart from it was "your wife" gets double intead of man utd and it was beaten half to death not donate a kidney.

Still funny though

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Haha

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Old Gordie lady struggling to get on the buss , the driver asks her " can you manage pet " ? , ah God... she says ....






















Keegan hasn't left already ...??
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Very funny!

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A businessman on his way home from the centre of Newcastle came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Sh*t ,this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "Kevin Kegan has become so depressed about his lack of popularity, he's stopped his car in the middle of the road and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says everyone hates him, he doesn't have the support of his club any more and all the fans thinks he is an idiot. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him." "Oh really?" says the businessman "How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about fifty gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning".

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