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Old 30-07-2008
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner
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Great one mate heard it before though
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Haha gotta try that
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very good
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I'll post some of Billy McCulloch's jokes, he's the Chelsea masseur and his jokes are mostly funny (but lame) by how he delivers them.











Not really a joke, but I thought this was bloody hilarious!

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Oh god, no wonder Drogba was so desperate to leave.
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Lmao omg hahaa 3-1 to chelsea hahahaa
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